Harping on the harp

My child is playing her fingers raw preparing for her first ever solo gig, and I am so proud, while also SO the bad guy, because I am not letting her slack.

She’s really GOING for it and her little fingers are growing callouses, but it feels like she’s conquering something within herself. It’s difficult to say, as a third party, but it’s beautiful to watch.

And, yeah, I am the bad guy, but I really think she’s learning how to discipline herself in this way. Did I mention how proud I am of her?

Pray for us!

Spirit Animals

Cozy Kittens & Animal Symbolism

This morning–just a moment ago–I was visited by another of my spirit animals. It was a cozy kitten. Not too surprising, considering the eight inches of snow that fell overnight. Nestle in, settle down, and rest. Keep warm. I know what she wants.

A log in the shape of a sleeping kitten, with a light layer of snow on top of the kitten, and a serene expression. The kitten shape is on its side. The kitten carving is realistic.

They’re never this detailed in real life, but it was something like this. ^

It isn’t the first and hopefully it won’t be the last of my forest visions, even though we plan to sell The Treehouse this year and move. Over the years here through the seasons of bare trees and myriad branches, I have been visited by bears, roosters, whole words spelled out in English, squirrels…I’m searching my brain to try and remember what else…and today, a kitten.

When I first starting “seeing things” in the woods, I would do a double-take. Wait. Was that? No…

Then later in the same day, the same reaction.

The first time one came to visit, I took a few days before mentioning it to Tim. “There’s a bear out there,” I told him.

“Oh, yeah?”

“I mean, obviously not a real bear, but every time I look out there, I keep seeing this bear…that isn’t there…”

Tim believes strongly in the symbolism of wild animals, so we looked up the meaning of the bear. In my case, it was a young bear. Not a baby cub, but not an adult.

Here is where the trouble starts. Where do you look up something so personal?

Appropriation or Not?

In American culture, spirit animals are seen as Native American / First Nations / Indigenous property. There is a well-meaning rapid response from some people to assume any yt person who sees an animal spirit must be appropriating Indigenous culture.

Even if they’re not.

I have kept this thought on the back burner for the past few years, because something this personal that doesn’t affect many others isn’t worth diving into, lest one sound too defensive, and thereby, insincere in one’s beliefs. As fortune would have it, however, I have made some rich cultural discoveries among my own heritage. I wasn’t looking for this information, but there it was.

The Cunning Folk

See, I am a Cunningham.

If you know anything of the Cunning Folk, then you may know what that means. If you have read anything by Scott Cunningham, then you might have a hunch regarding the cultural connection. It’s not popular knowledge, sadly, but my Celtic / Gaelic / Scots / Pagan ancestors from all over the British Isles used animal symbolism in their way of life. They were aware of animals, just like human beings on this continent. They saw qualities in animals similar to every other culture on this earth.

Consider: all over the world, a bear is a symbol of strength. A tortoise is a symbol of patience. A serpent is a symbol of evil. If you’d like to read a quick article about other international animal symbols, here’s a little from the International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW).

In any culture that is aware of and values animals, there are going to be connections between these animals and the human psyche. That is how humans were designed. We learn from our environment.

We don’t just assign symbols to animals. We assign them to trees, flowers, homes, cars…Think of those horrible cyber trucks! What do they symbolize to you? What does a douche symbolize? A handgun?

Symbols are an unconscious language all their own. This is the language of tarot, of painters, of poets. It is the soul’s communication with the eye.

When I see my spirit animals, I do not think, “I have learned this from the Native Americans who once tended these woods.” I just see them–and the more I see, the better I understand them. I don’t try to see anything–they always surprise me.

The ironic thing about being a yt American is that we do live on formerly indigenous territory. As Tim pointed out to me once, Native Americans could have seen animals here in these woods, as well. Maybe not a kitten, but maybe a bobcat or a Puma. Firsthand accounts of people who lived right here in these woods might not exist. But, if you’re curious, these are the tribes historically associated with the spot where I live:

list of indigenous cultures that have owned the land where I currently live: 
𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 𐒼𐓂𐓊𐒻 𐓆𐒻𐒿𐒷 𐓀𐒰^𐓓𐒰^(Osage) 
Shawandasse Tula (Shawanwaki/Shawnee) 
Hopewell Culture 
Adena Culture 
Kaskaskia 
Myaamia
𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 𐒼𐓂𐓊𐒻 𐓆𐒻𐒿𐒷 𐓀𐒰^𐓓𐒰^(Osage)
Shawandasse Tula (Shawanwaki/Shawnee)
Hopewell Culture
Adena Culture
Kaskaskia
Myaamia

The internet says that these cultures believe in spirit animals, but that doesn’t mean that’s why I am seeing them. We can have separate, but overlapping experiences. That is okay!

I do believe that the commonality of human experience is a good thing. It helps us relate to one another. And for marginalized cultures, it helps them be SEEN. I respect other cultures and find them fascinating. If you find this intriguing, then you can look up these cultures and learn as much as you can about their beliefs, if they allow that (some tribes prefer to not be your spiritual entertainment, and that’s totally understandable!) But, appreciation of things we have in common? Yes. You can do that. You can honor things and not appropriate them as your own. There’s a balance there that sane folk have no trouble keeping–mostly because they are not trying to find meaning in their lives through copying and pasting traditions. They are just living.

To that end, fairies, pixies, and sprites are traditionally thought of as a white cultural fantasy beings. Celtic legends and pagan tales tell of Fairy Trees and the little people. Did you know that American Indian tribes also have tales of “little people” and beings similar to fairies and brownies?

Is that appropriation? No way. I believe it’s being a human being with eyes and a heart.

Just because you haven’t heard of spirit animals or animal spirits or forest ghosts or tiny little fairy people in other cultures doesn’t mean they haven’t existed. It just means YOU haven’t heard of them.

I can’t unsee my snow kitten, and I don’t want to. I want to love it, and I want to cherish this gift of being my intuitive self. I hope you have intuitive gifts of your own to cherish–and if you do, don’t feel like you’re not allowed. You can’t call dibs on “animals.” Nobody owns the wild.

The New Weird

I wrote a little about spirit animals in The New Weird. Chapter Thirteen is titled Seeing the Forest for the Trees: Treemancy and Spirit Animals.

At the end of of every chapter of The New Weird, I gave the reader Journaling Prompts. Yep, it’s an interactive kind of book! There’s even a paperback version if you want to use it that way.

Here are the prompts from the end of Chapter Thirteen: Seeing the Forest for the Trees: Treemancy and Spirit Animals:

1.) Have you ever seen shapes in things where no design was intended? What was your first reaction? Surprise? Welcome? Doubt? Were you taught to write off such fantasies as sinful or wrong? What if seeing shapes in the clouds was just an innocent by-product of being a human being in a big, beautiful world? Think of a time when you saw something, even though it wasn’t “really” there. Do you cherish that interaction? Did you learn from it?

2.) I live in the woods right now, but I believe that if I were a sea witch or plains witch, I’d see symbols and take meaning in my surroundings, as well. Look around you. Are you in a thriving, living environment? If not, take a walk in the woods or on the beach. What do you see? What do you feel? Is there some place you’d like to vacation, where you feel more connected to the natural world? Perhaps you are *that* sort of girl.

3.) Do you even want to see the future? What if, instead of seeing a future you can’t control, you could better understand your present? Would you feel more at ease to just understand your own self better?

Feel free to answer in the comments, or on your own blog, or in your journal! If you’d like, please drop the link so I can enjoy reading your own reflections!

Glow up time for ZuZu in her children’s chapter book

ZuZu's lazy freeloader chickens fail to hatch any chicks, so she sets out on an adventure with her family to add three tiny fluffballs of chickeny goodness to the family's backyard flock. With the help of Mom, Dad, and three older brothers, ZuZu becomes a chicken agent, nonpareil. If you loved Junie B. Jones, give ZuZu and her family's adventure a read. Recommended for ages 6-12. A children's chapter book.

ZuZu’s lazy freeloader chickens fail to hatch any chicks, so she sets out on an adventure with her family to add three tiny fluffballs of chickeny goodness to the family’s backyard flock. With the help of Mom, Dad, and three older brothers, ZuZu becomes a chicken agent, nonpareil. If you loved Junie B. Jones, give ZuZu and her family’s adventure a read. Recommended for ages 6-12. A children’s chapter book.

Tim and I have been writing up a storm! We’re literally high-fiving at our desks! Looking forward to the future, babies!

I can’t believe it’s been seven+ years since I published ZuZu’s story in this children’s chapter book. WOW. I thought I’d give her a quick cover makeover. Enjoy.

(I’d love to write another ZuZu story! Have you read this one? Let me know what you think.)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Witchmas for cozy fantasy mystery lovers!

Readers,

As promised, the winners of the Miss Fitz Magical Mug situation were announced today! Did you miss it? Check your spam or trash folders (and mark the email as “not spam” or “not trash,” by all means). There were four winners in this giveaway!

Cozy fantasy mystery set in a picturesque tourist town. A charming middle aged witch sets out from the tea shop and the bookstore to enjoy a holiday evening. Snow falls on the cobblestone path and the magical black cat leaps through the snow. Holiday decorations hung all around the shopfronts are lit by the golden lamplight of the antique street lights.

In other news, work continues rapidly on the next story in the series. I told newsletter readers all about it, so if you are interested in downhome cozy fantasy mysteries and witchy fiction with small town charm and likeable characters, by all means, join the email list! And you can start reading the first two books right now on Amazon (free in Kindle Unlimited), order them in paperback, or listen to the audiobooks narrated by yours truly on iTunes or Audible.

No pre-order link yet for book 3, but a cover reveal and that link will undoubtedly come in 2025. I love being happily back at work on this series!

Life is so weird, isn’t it? There isn’t much that makes me happier than writing, but in between the “get started” phase and the “hit the publish button” phase, there is a ridiculous amount of procrastination (or procrastivity, as my friend Kat calls it). I recently learned I have ADHD, so that explains a lot–about me AND about Miss Fitz. Oh, Miss Fitz. You poor, sweet, unsuspecting fictional character. What a future you are in for (in the coziest, least scary way, of course).

I must run now, because I have done the opposite of procrastination today and overachieved. It’s time for me to relax!

Hope your holiday season is going beautifully. If it’s not, feel free to complain on BlueSky or Threads. There are some very funny people on both.

I have finally joined each (look for me as PlanetTash on BlueSky and ThePlanetTash on Threads. Of course, I’m still on Facebook & Instagram, as well. I might still have a MySpace. *shrugs*

Feliz Navidad!

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RT

It smells like Failure and Crowdstrike

On July 19th 2024 there was a unexpected impact to all sectors of the economy,
I know this firsthand, as I was on call when this happened, which put me on the front line working to clean up the mess this caused in our Citrix environment. It made for a crazy morning and being bleary eyed from a late night downtime that pushed me to a 22 hour day, and only getting a 2 hour nap before getting a call from our help desk related to this issue at 4 AM.

By then it was determined it was Crowdstrike that was causing the issue, what was the issue Crowdstrike released a standard update to its vulnerability scanner Falcon Sensor that wrecked havoc across three continents, the US, Australia and the UK by causing Microsoft Windows 10 and 11 PC’s to blue-screen. This had an immediate and cascading effect as airlines, shipping ports, government agencies, banks, business unable to process transactions, take online sales, emergency call centers and hospitals slowly grind to a halt.

We were busy as we had multiple tracks of work being done at the same time. We had the analysis of the problem and determining the number of business systems, I.E. backend applications that were affected, and trying to determine how many our of end users’ desktops were impacted.

We had immediate triage going on, as well as health checks of systems to validate they had not been impacted.

All this while members of various teams struggled to access the environment since their PCs / Laptops were also among the causalities of the incident.

It took several hours to understand the scope of the problem, but once it was determined to use our well thought out DR process.
We were able to implement it rather quickly. We were able to return our uses to production by the end of the day, an achievement that shows how all teams pulled together to address this unprecedented problem. It also shows that the investments that were made in our DR environment and procedures showed how critical they can be in a crisis.

I’ve had a couple days to recover, and I have a fresh cup of coffee and I’m thinking about the incident and what the fallout might be.

The Who and What

Let’s start with what is this company, for those who might not know CrowdStrike Holdings, Inc. is an American cybersecurity technology company based in Austin, Texas. It provides cloud workload protection and endpoint security, threat intelligence, and cyberattack response services.

It helped the US Department of Justice to charge five Chinese military hackers with economic cyber espionage against U.S. Corporations, and uncovered the activities of a group connected to Russia’s Federal Security Service that conducted intelligence operations against global targets, primarily in the energy sector.

Crowdstrike went public on the Nasdaq in June 2019 and joined the S&P 500 index in June 2024

Crowdstrikes stock prices followed an inverse curve going lower than more and more recognizable brands/companies reported outages. Microsoft reported that 8.5 Million devices were affected,. Microsoft has released an usb recovery tool that will help quickly recovering impacted machines via a bootable USB Drive. (Additional BitLocker Key Modification)

The obvious logistical problem in this work from home world is how do we get a qualified person in front of the PC to perform the corrective action?

Companies far and wide are scrambling to do just that.

QA Sucks …

This shows how large of a market share, both Microsoft and Crowdstrike command, and that is the problem.
Crowdstrike has become a single point of failure for the economy, capable of quickly degrading all services that it touches.

The balance between being agile to identify and close potential cyber attack vectors and quality control is tough for any organization. Yet that is what is required, and perhaps what customers should demand.

“This incident appears to be a severe failure of quality control, not a malicious act,” cybersecurity strategist and former FBI counterintelligence official Eric O’Neill said of Friday’s paralysis.

Quality Assurance isn’t sexy, you can’t sell QA. Its very purpose is to slow down, create repeatable testing procedures which should ensure that bad code doesn’t make it out the door. It is a cost center, and it is one of the first areas that are examined when cuts need to be made.

In 2023 an employee reported round of layoffs, of 200 people at crowdstrike with a RTO (Return to Office) policy being cited as the reason. This included engineers, devs and QA testers.

A Glassdoor post from September 2023 sums up the work culture as:

The focus on “world domination” has created a noticeable difference in morale and business operations. People and process first culture has taken a backseat to being the biggest, fastest and strongest security provider. More burnout, more patchy solutions to quickly solve problems that could have been superbly implemented with proper communication and expectations set on timing.

and a follow up post on January 2024 has listed the following reasons for missteps the company was suffering from.

Absolutely toxic senior leadership; no emotional IQ, no communication, immature “leadership”

  • *The culture can best be described as: old boys club, bro, and/or a fraternity
  • *Re-org after re-org with no clear direction beyond the bottom line
  • *CAO (Counter Adversary Operations) makes absolutely no sense and is confusing internally and externally —
  • *Rolling layoffs with zero transparency and blatant lies (lies about why people were laid off, firings disguised as layoffs, false promises that “this is the last one”)
  • these layoffs deemed critical functions “redundant,” which led to critical work being piled on top of burned out, understaffed, and underpaid folks left behind

These and other posts paint a picture of a company that shifted the responsibility of QA from a dedicated team to the engineers writing the code. With inadequate testing of the full package before deploying to the world. Which leads to the issue we all experienced on Friday.

Hindsight is 20/20, and this is just my opinion, but all the signs show that the Leadership lost sight of its purpose, it grew too fast and there wasn’t the experience at the C-Suite required to see the cliff it was heading for. This is a management problem that goes to the core of the business and its culture.

They slashed its QA safety net, they shuffled the deck chairs on the ship enough that the employees felt lost and without clear direction.

We can’t and shouldn’t be trusting any third party company. This is gut check time. A 3 billion dollar (2023 revenue) company took shortcuts to save 50 cents, and the impact is still being assessed. It’s time that some safe guards be put in place. As everyone who uses this software should be looking for more control over when and how these updates are deployed.

Using automated processes to push these updates to critical systems needs to be re-evaluated, and those impacted should be looking at performing its own Quality Assurance before deploying these updates to their production environments.

Mistakes were made …

Yet as employees stress about the layoffs that will surely come, lets not forget that CEO George Kurtz and his 46 Million dollar salary package (a 237:1 Ratio when compared to the Median Employee Pay) created and promoted this frat bro culture and the stock holders should take a look at the leadership that was responsible for the decisions that lowered the stock price and work to restructure the company that can better manage the responsibility it finds itself now holding.

As its stock prices decline, and the lawsuits pile up, Crowdstrike has proven it is too big to fail, and that means it is very likely that the tax payers will bear the burden for this failure.

Coffee cup runneth dry….

I’m out of coffee, and it’s time for some more.

Next week will be interesting and maybe we will hear more about Crowdstrike in the coming days.

Happy Sunday!

July 4, 2024

We’re watching JAG, an old Navy lawyer drama from the post-Top Gun era. I’ve heard “on my six,” about a zillion times already, along with “camel jockeys,” “squatters,” “burst her cherry,” and several references to “ice.” A little slut shaming, a little girl-on-girl voyeurism, and a supersize order of male bravado…it’s a real time capsule, this show.

Times have changed so much since this show debuted. It was a huge hit, running for several years and spawning all the NCIS shows.

I keep thinking about the pathos that inspired and uplifted a show like this—Boomers of the same mindset who support conservative politics today. At the time this television show was at its peak, you could avoid this kind of rhetoric by changing the channel or picking up a book.

As a writer, I deeply understand the satisfaction of creating ugly characters who say all the wrong things. They are a receptacle for all the stress, anxiety, and anger you need to release. They’re easy to demonize and a joy to kill off.

We don’t have fictitious television shows as that kind of outlet anymore. We don’t demand the head of the murdering bastard at the end of the program before a commercial break transitions us to a nightcap of late night comedy.

The same economics that blew our world economy into the widest gulf between the haves and the have-nots obviously apply to television programming. We go hard for unscripted, cheap, and disposable entertainment. The only consequence for ungallant, unkind, downright shitty behavior is higher ratings. Bad behavior = success.

We now pour our pain, suffering, and angst into the bullying of the kind, the educated, and the rational. Name any television show from the past 40 years, and chances are good that the most notable character from it is the villain. The one who steals, lies, cheats, rapes, kills…

Culturally, our focus has shifted from our eyes on all that’s good and holy to all that shocks and demeans. When I say “our” focus, of course, I mean as a culture. There are still millions of Americans who don’t tune into garbage mindset, but they are woefully outnumbered by the masses cheering on the criminal contingent of popularized competitions.

This July 4, I am saddened that the bad guys have emerged as our cultural heroes. If you can shock, offend, bully, and abuse, you are “winning.” Our nation has changed, worsening in character by our celebration of our human faults.

I wish we were focused on decency. On kindness. Generosity. Freedom.

I want to believe we are better than this. I want to believe the bad guys can’t win. I want the voices that expel the garbage of their souls to be fictional villains, not bona fide presidential candidates and their bankrolling political action committees and think tanks.

Our heritage is one of freedom, opportunity, and community. Please share with your friends and family your thoughts, questions, and lived experience today. Please listen when they share their own. The only way we’re ever going to turn the tide of ugliness in this country is by working together. Not to censor, but to reason.

“Prudence, indeed, will dictate, that governments long established, should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.”

Thomas Jefferson wrote that. He was referring to our nation’s origins as a property of the crown, but I find his truths to be self-evident regarding today’s system of socioeconomic injustice, as well.

Perhaps today of all days is the time to re-read (or REALLY study in earnest) the following:

THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

In Congress, July 4, 1776

THE UNANIMOUS DECLARATION

of the

THIRTEEN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.–That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate, that governments long established, should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these States. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operations till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them, and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the State remaining, in the meantime, exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies, without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries, so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection, and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is, at this time, transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy, scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow-citizens, taken captive on the high seas, to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them, from time to time, of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They, too, have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain is, and ought to be, totally dissolved; and that as free and independent States, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent States may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honour.

JOHN HANCOCK.New Hampshire,

Josiah Bartlett,
Wm. Whipple,
Matthew Thornton; Massachusetts Bay,

Saml. Adams,
John Adams,
Robt. Treat Pain,
Elbridge Gerry;Rhode Island, etc.,

Step. Hopkins 
William Ellery;Delaware,

Caesar Rodney, 
Geo. Read,
Tho. M’Kean;Connecticut,

Roger Sherman,
Saml. Huntington, 
Wm. Williams,
Oliver Wolcott;Maryland,

Samuel Chase,
Wm. Paca, 
Thos. Stone,
Charles Carroll,of Carrolton;New York,

Wm. Floyd, 
Phil Livingston,
Frans. Lewis, 
Lewis Morris;Virginia,

George Wythe,
Richard Henry Lee,
Thos. Jefferson,
Benja. Harrison,
Thos. Nelson, jr., 
Francis Lighfoot Lee, 
Carter Braxton;New Jersey,

Richd. Stockton,
Jno. Witherspoon,
Fras. Hopkinson, 
John Hart, 
Abra. Clark;North Carolina, 

Wm. Hooper,
Joseph Hewes,
John Penn;Pennsylvania,

Robt. Morris,
Benjamin Rush,
Benja. Franklin,
John Morton, 
Geo. Clymer,
Jas. Smith, 
Geo. Taylor,
James Wilson, 
Geo. Ross; South Carolina, 

Edward Rutledge,
Thos. Heyward, junr.,
Thomas Lynch, junr.,
Arthur Middleton;Georgia, 

Button Gwinnett,
Lyman Hall,
Geo. Walton.

IN CONGRESS,

January 18, 1777.

Ordered,

That an authenticated copy of the Declaration of Independence, with the names of the Members of Congress subscribing the same, be sent to each of the United States, and that they be desired to have the same put on record.

JOHN HANCOCK,
President.

By Order of Congress,
Attest, CHAS. THOMSON, Secy.

A true copy,
JOHN HANCOCK,Presidt.

Homemade Vanilla Extract

Vanilla extract adds an extra boost of cozy flavor to any boxed cake mix, and when you make your own, you can really taste the difference over store bought vanilla extract. When you bake from scratch with artisan grains, fresh backyard chicken eggs, and made-with-love vanilla? WOW, get ready to taste the love!

I wrote about this recipe in My Life as a Kitchen Witch, and I’ve posted the recipe online a few times when asked, but here’s a video! This is the first time I’ve done a cooking video, so I hope you enjoy it!

The vanilla beans were provided by Vanilla Bean Kings, and for this bit of the post, consider it sponsored! I will get a small commission from each sale using the following link: MADAGASCAR VANILLA BEANS. UPDATED: This link now defaults to a DIY kit that could save you some shopping!

AMP is dead, long live…?

AMP will be no more as of 10/31/2023. I’m still waiting on my last payment from them for hosting shows. Le sigh. It was a truly great gig while it lasted. Lots of great music, great people, even a lot of new friends made. What more can you ask for?

AMP by Amazon music was a fun platform. I will miss the playful interaction with a steady group of a few dozen people who I got to know reasonably well, all while earning a decent hourly wage. Several folks have moved their shows to StationHead, which has a far less lucrative payment model. I have been thinking about how I might work a StationHead show into my busy slate of work. Between the coffee shop, narrating an audiobook (the sequel to this one), Unicorn Puzzles YouTube channel, and other work-at-home projects, I can see some opportunities…but the lack of actual immediate income from the shows makes it lower priority, you know?

One thing I’m picking up more of now that AMP is taking less bandwidth in my life is writing product reviews and doing sponsored posts. Tonight I wrote a review of Four Sigmatic’s Think organic coffee. If you’re interested in mushrooms and herbalism, you might like this product line. (I liked the elixir best). See pics and read my review on Instagram or Facebook, or just jump right to the coffee and all the Amazon reviews here.

And if you’re into homemade vanilla extract, stay tuned. I have a review coming up soon from a company that graciously sent me some beans to try out.

Tomorrow, back to school! And back to narrating Miss Fitz and the Hot Patchouli Murder. I’m looking forward to it.

I’ll miss AMP, but what do you think about Stationhead? Ever tried it out?

Monday news

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In other news, AMP was popping again this week. Catch up with replays:

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